Hello there, masters! Mr. Narrator is on paid leave so I’m here to sub for him. It’s been a while since the last time you visited. For now, how about we visit our friends and see what they’ve been up to? Ah, but first, here, we finished a construction!
The little guys have been enjoying the hell out of their new houses, and the girls sure are loving having beds to… Umm, do their business.
Hey, I already told you guys that I can’t have a child right now, have you seen my account balance?
Don’t worry about that, our followers seem like they’re pretty happy to take that role.
See? They’re already on their way.
Don’t mind me, I’ll just stick around and watch a bit longer. You go check on boobs bunny, she’s with the big girl in the strategy room.
That’s probably a good idea.
Ceres! Get the minions at the entrance ready.
Sure thing, Master, but the minions are pretty much naked, we have no weapons, they can’t do much if they come in force.
I guess that’ll do for now…
Crazy keyhole lady is bound to pop up sooner rather than later.
The closest ally she could call for help is the Goddess of War, Helka. Even then, they will take weeks for them to get to this island, we’re pretty isolated here, it’ll be a while before we see anything new from them.
We could still use some intel on what they’re up to…
We need you to scout the area around the tower, make sure we don’t have anyone spying on us, and make sure to bring anything interesting you find.
Hahaha, they’re so cute when they’re on duty!
We need a name for their group so we can find them later, they all look the same.
I dub them: Fun Guys Squad!
I see what you did there 😀
Erm… So, ok. That’s one thing solved. How are we doing for building supplies? Building the mushlair has mostly exhausted what scrap we had lying around. It looks much cleaner, but we need someone to go and collect some more stuff for us.
That sounds cool, could you do that, Lily?
Miss Lily, I could be used for resource collection if we switch the Xtreme-Mega-Di–
*COUGH* YES, Yes, Ludias, we can do that, in fact I’ll go work on that right now, come along.
We’ll also eventually run out of trees if we stay here for too long, we need to find a renewable source of materials.
We could use some money…
Elgor! You’ve been looking into the mouse economy, haven’t you?
Well, the good news is we can probably replicate the business model of the mouse guild to build some brothels, they’re pretty lucrative.
Oh, that sounds great!
The bad news is…
There’s no point in building it in the tower, people won’t come so far into the snow just for that. But… We could build it in the nearby towns if we can arrange a deal with the locals.
Welp… It looks like we have a lot to do and not a lot to do it with. Any ideas?
This might help us visualize things.
So… What are we looking at?
I had the scout shrooms find us a map of the region while we were building the lair.
Well, we have to decide what to do next. We don’t have enough firepower to take out the mouse guild yet, so we’ll should visit some of the nearby settlements first. With the proper incentives they might be willing to help us with trade or personnel…
I hate to admit but we’ve been out of commission for quite a long while, what do these villages have?
Hmm… Whiterock is a mining settlement, lots of blacksmiths go there to learn how to use the Palenite they gather there.
The minions aren’t afraid to use good steel to fight, a blacksmith wouldn’t go amiss… What’s palenite?
It’s a frost-proof metal that’s only found in the outer layers, it makes for most of the export around here.
We’ve already been in one of the ruins near Norta’s research camp, it’s where we found Mordred and the peep wizard, luckily we didn’t have to deal with anyone that time, it already took us one too many posts to make it back here without them popping up to stop us.
We might be able to find some artifacts from our old empire in those ruins…
I think Elgor said he was looking for a shiny portal in that cave.
I caught news that new artifacts are popping up in the ruins, maybe us activating the tower has had some effects on them. Lot’s of old explorers seem quite excited to venture down there, despite the monsters.
You’re probably familiar with Norta aren’t you? We can have you pay her a visit later.
Well… If we absolutely have to… It’s not exactly the best of relationships.
Okay then enough about that, what about this one?
Oh, a big weird crab has made home in one of the hot springs there. The villagers make a hot chilly-like sauce from the liquid produced by her offspring. It’s a popular export, the only one other than the ore we mentioned.
Ah! Yeah, the fancy jelly!
It’s pretty much crab caviar. Royally expensive.
That sounds nice! I say we go there and crush them under our heels and sell the product ourselves! That should make us some money!
Er… Can I suggest a trade contract?
Think of the spreadsheets we’d have to go through to keep all this gold flowing, who’ll go around keeping the books?
I mean… I’m terrible with numbers, I could barely keep the tabs on my tavern going.
Well that’s a lot of options… I’m sure we can send around some squads to deal with the simple tasks.
I don’t think the mushminions will make good diplomats or accountants, my lord.
I said simple, Ceres… We can go to the villages ourselves, at least until we have a better hold on things.
Fine, then we need to plan the next step… I hope these guys will choose wisely.
Hah! That’s funny.
Tell me about it…
And by the way, with the mushminion lair finished we can start building something else, we have 2 more free slots.
What facility we should build next?
- Forest floor: 100 wood: Wendy will use her druid power to grow a forest inside the tower making the gathering of wood faster and allowing us to create lumbershrooms (44%, 31 Votes)
- Blacksmith: 250 wood and 250 bricks: Allow us to forge new tools, weapons, and other kinky accessories (20%, 14 Votes)
- Stone quarry: 50 bricks and 50 wood: We will build a stone quarry in the lost ruins, we will be able to harvest bricks and create minershrooms (19%, 13 Votes)
- “Fungeon ”: 100 wood and 100 bricks: A room to store the basic BDSM gear, it allows followers to generate more LP inside it and build more BDSM tools in the future (17%, 12 Votes)
- Upgrade mushminion lair: Great mushtowers - 350 wood and 350 bricks: The base mushminions are stronger and receive abilities to mimic mushrooms (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 70
Elgor also finished his research on the Mousekin, which lets us build brothels in friendly territory, we can employ our followers there to make us money. But for now we can start research on a new line of knowledge. What should it be?
What Elgor should research next?
- Leaflings- Elgor will make experiments (totally humane experiments) on the leaflings, maybe discover some utility for their slime, or maybe how to use them in battle (59%, 40 Votes)
- Crystal- elgor will make experiments with the heart to allow a better flow of LP, making it generates more LP per hour and giving us enought energy for a new floor (41%, 28 Votes)
Total Voters: 68
Okay now, it’s up to you guys. What should boobs and the crew here do next?