Too many polls!
When we last left our adventurous party, it had just grown by two, saved a village, reunited a queen and her daughter, and just so happens to still be riding high on their first rather big bout of success. Of course not everything is perfect, but why rain on the parade. Our townsfolk seem pleased, and they now have their new toy in our captured tax collector that they’ll get to enjoy. As the party prepares to venture back towards the tower, we take a look at the last of their celebrations and preparations.
Yes I think for once this seems like a good idea. She brought a lot of hardship to this town.
And those stocks will put her in my favorite position!
I don’t know if this is the type of example we want to set.
While I’d normally agree, anything that that takes away from Bleu, strengthens my tower, and brings this town more in allegiance with us, I’ll have to “begrudgingly” agree to.
Was that an attempt at sarcasm old man?
I uhh NO!
It will also bring balance to the area. And *ahem* large jiggling breasts.
Ok, so it’s settled, Bigshroom put our tax collector in the stocks!
With a gleam in his eye, and a silly smirk, the Big Shroom wastes no time getting our captured tax collector to her new home for the time being. No doubt making his own plans should his turn arrive for her use. But first the townsfolk will have their turns at recompense.
I can take it! No need to wait your turn! Don’t hold back you pansies!
One by one, and sometimes two or three at a time, the townsfolk have their way with our restrained mouse, her moans loud enough to fill the village square. Even the crabby queen notices! It seems very few people have chosen to not take their turn, of course someone will eventually have to clean the mess, but that’s a worry for later.
I would very much like to thank you both for taking on positions with the group. It will help us immensely
Honestly, it’ll just be nice to have a change of pace from a lowly fishing village.
I’ll also imagine it’ll be slightly more entertaining in the rare downtime we’ll have. It’s also been over 1000 years since anything this interesting has happened around here.
I was all excited for cookies, and I don’t see any cookie dough anywhere on that mouse, you’re such a horrible tease!
I umm think they might have been talking about a different cream filling.
That’s actually a really good idea!
Mayor, is there any chance you might have some extra Crabees that would work well as mounts or help carry a load?
Well I don’t see why not, it’s not like we’re runnin short on the critters. Feel free to go take a look, see what you might find useful!
You must also remember that we’ll need a proper water area at the tower for them to live comfortably, and we can’t take them where they’ll be far away from water for too long of a time.
Right, we wouldn’t want to bring any harm to them for helping us.
Somehow the thought of seeing a mush minion army approaching on Crab back amuses me far more than it should.
Our army will grow even stronger with the added might of these powerful creatures!
I think they make magic pills that fix that issue too!
Yeah umm pup, that’s not what they mean
That’s definitely a good idea. We should check on our MushScouts back at the fort, there’s sure to be things hidden down in those caves.
Yes, indeed, lets see what our adorable little scouts have managed to find. As skilled as they are, it never hurts to check up on them.
Yes! My minions are quite skilled, soon they’ll report back with all the treasures and artifacts in the area!
As our Busty Bunny attempts to contact our ever busy Mush Scouts, a mysterious symbol which many of us know all too well appears on the crown. It seems as though it’s quite low on battery. What ever is a bunny to do?
Well this seems a bit embarrassing , it looks like it’s out of power!
If the crown is away from the tower for too long it’s power will eventually run out.
Yes, You will need to get closer to the crystal in the tower so that it is able to recharge.
What a horrible time to be low on battery. Meanwhile in the tower, our ever busy Elf grows ever more worried with each passing hour.
Please hold while the crownTEL subscriber you are trying to reach is located.
Oh come on, how can it still be searching for subscriber? It’s not like there’s more than one! Just connect already!!
We’re Sorry but the crownTEL subscriber you are trying to reach can not be located, have a nice day.
Well since we can’t phone home, it looks like we’ll need to go the long way and start making the trek back!
Of course we still need to move all the mice from the fort back to the tower as well. But We’ll just have to wait till we can get back to the tower to organize the move.
Once we get back to the tower, I’ll take care of getting the Mushie’s motivated to go get the mouse girls, which, I doubt will be all that hard.
Well except for the Mushies, they may be hard.
Sorry sorry, just been quiet for too long.
As our plucky group of adventurers plus two say their goodbyes and bid everyone adieu, our newest additions to the party start to get acquainted, they’ll have plenty of time over the day’s trip to the tower.
So you seem to have quite the commodity in your Mushroom Minions, Just how many do you have?
And for that matter how much do you even pay them? We’ll need to factor all of this into our logistic algorithms.
My minions take great honor in serving their leader, that should be payment enough!
Oh hush old man
The Mushies get compensated with room and board, and plenty of use of our “Followers” as a good form of stress relief. It’s not like they have a female counterpart to their kind.
They’re cute and all, I do wonder how a female mushie would look.
Yes I think that would definitely be something to ponder.
I uhh…. No… No Not going there
That’s just …NO!
You see the Mushie’s actually don’t have females in their species , they breed with females of other species who then help them spawn new mushies.
Of course it tends to be an enjoyable experience for both parties, so no one really complains
Hmm maybe if they can make me some really good cookies, I’ll volunteer! Then some really nice baths afterwards.
Yep.. Back on track!
With a large amount of ever disturbing images now swirling through our groups minds, we do finally manage to make it back to the tower. Definitely seems as though they’ve been busy. No doubt Elgor will have quite the report for us to go over. Lets make our way inside!
So this is the “Tower” ?
Somehow I imagined it being slightly more foreboding.
It’s not about size…
It’s how you use it!
Aww don’t worry old man, we’ll get it back to it’s angry landscape dominating self soon enough.
Yes, I look forward to having my old room back.
Having given Larhamal a completely unneeded blow to his ego, the group makes its way to the magic door on the castle. Time to see what our resident elf has been up to.
Hello Elgor, I hope all has been going well
It would have been a lot better had you taken my call! I was worried sick.
Oh Sorry , I didn’t realize this thing ran on batteries, and well we were away from the crystal for too long and it went dead.
But I’d like to introduce you to our two newest assistants, Senna and Nessa.
Pleased to meet you.
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
They’ll be assisting us with all of the bookkeeping and logistics of the tower.
That actually sounds really helpful thank you!
Speaking of the tower, We’ve managed to finish up the upgrades that started before you left. We’ve managed to calibrate the tower to be more efficient with it’s usage of the lewd energy that’s charging the crystal, and it’s managed to get the heart of sin much stronger since you’ve last seen it. There’s a good chance it’ll add new power to your armor as well!
A Purple haze envelops our busty bunny , though contrary to the others reactions the mystical being that appears is only visible to Larhamal and herself. As the haze subsides the group stands around somewhat confused. Did something fizzle out?
Oh Well hello there.
Not you, the little floaty bat winged eye in front of me.
Uhh there’s nothing there.
Ahh you seem to have awakened the “Spy Eye”
So you can see it?
Well no, only you and Larhamal can see it, but judging by your reaction it was plainly obvious. Very few creatures in this world will simply bring a cute and relaxed response upon their first viewing.
The Spy Eye will allow you to have visions and check upon those that would otherwise go unseen. It’s also pretty convenient since it returns to its plane of existence when you no longer need it, freeing up storage for other more important items.
It’s only downside is that it does indeed make you look a bit crazy to those around you that don’t know what is going on.
Eh, it’s not like I’ve ever let that bother me before, plus it seems like a pretty quick and easy way to invade some privacy and get some good intel!
Well since we’re done with our most recent research, what do you think we should focus on next?
Do you hear that? It’s time for you to help decide where our research concentrates on next. Please do your part in voting on our poll.
What Elgor should research next?
- Crabee Biology - Elgor will study the crabees and how they adapt to this cold weather, may allow us to use crabees on our army and other new variants of units (40%, 49 Votes)
- Non combative studies - senna and nessa will make a plan for teach minions other more advanced studies like diplomacy, trade and planning (31%, 38 Votes)
- Forest floor Biome Adaptation- Elgor will research the plants and creatures in the forest floor, it may allow us to understand how the nature work inside the tower, allowing us to create new biomes (29%, 35 Votes)
Total Voters: 122
Also we’ve finished constructing the war room you asked for , you should be able to track all of the tower’s minions from there.
Excellent , this will make moving the mice from the fort so much easier, as well as just about everything else.
To be fair though, we can only do so much from the war room right now, a personal touch will definitely help for now. Can’t leave the mushie’s all alone for too long. But small missions can easily be planned there.
Well with that done, what exactly should we concentrate on now?
Well we already have permission to build the brothel in town. So I don’t see why we shouldn’t get that started as soon as possible to help with income and powering the crystal.
Well I don’t see why we can’t build the brothel and get the portal set up as well, it would probably greatly accelerate the brothels construction , as well as travel to the fort.
Ceres quickly makes herself at home in the new War Room, Ophi having asked her to prioritize their upcoming missions. No need to waste time, but clearly not to be out done in the own profession Senna and Nessa have wasted no time in getting started as well.
Well while you were all getting your batteries handled, we’ve gotten in touch with White Rock Mine.
They’ve agreed to provide us a blacksmith and ore in exchange for the mushie workforce that was promised. But we probably need to have a place to process the ore.
Wow that was quick! When exactly did you pull that off?
No point in dilly dallying , it’s our speciality.
“Dilly dallying” Really?
…? It’s been a long day.
Oh right, a forge. We’ll probably need to get that started quickly as well.
Well on top of that, now that the crystal is growing with more and more power. I’ve actually started to develop a lewd emitter , in theory it should be able to convert more followers that are within an approximate range of our portals.
The more power the better! We must grow my tower back to its former glory!
Well, if we want to take advantage of the extra Crabbies that the Mayor said we could use, I’ll need to start working on the lake area in our forest floor area. It’ll also double quite well for pool parties as well as other aquatics we may come across in our travels.
I can go plant the Skeleton seed in the forest too! This way we can summon more undead to help the mush minions!
Ahh yes, if that seed flourishes we shall be able to summon much more than just skellies!
What’s that? Two polls? Oh you know it’s not that difficult, point click repeat. What should we start construction of next? Vote now! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!*
*no operators are standing by.
What facility we should build next?
- Steam lake village borthel: 170 wood, 50 bricks (with a little surprise fast travel portal) : allow covnersion of followers and lust power generation out of the tower (33%, 39 Votes)
- Blacksmith: 250 wood and 250 bricks: Allow us to forge new tools, weapons, and other kinky accessories (13%, 16 Votes)
- “Fungeon ”: 100 wood and 100 bricks: A room to store the basic BDSM gear, it allows followers to generate more LP inside it and build more BDSM tools in the future (13%, 15 Votes)
- Bone tree : 1 skeletal seed - Plant the bone seed on a forest floor. it will help to summon new skellies and undeads (13%, 15 Votes)
- Fort repair and portal: 200 wood: finish the fort repairs making it a perfect outpost and fast travel point (11%, 13 Votes)
- Lust emitter: 50 wood, 50 bricks - add a lewd Emitter to your portal doors, allow Lust energy to convert citizens into followers passively around the portal (8%, 10 Votes)
- Forest lake: 200 wood - add crabee utilities but still require the crabee research to be usefull (6%, 7 Votes)
- Upgrade mushminion lair: Great mushtowers - 350 wood and 350 bricks: The base mushminions are stronger and receive abilities to mimic mushrooms, also allow them to train to advanced classes (3%, 4 Votes)
Total Voters: 119
Well with those choices out of the way, it’s time for us to make our way into the war room. It seems Ceres is ready with a few ideas for our upcoming missions!
Well I’ve done some planning and here’s a list of some smaller missions we can accomplish easily with our current minion allotment.
Wow, it seems like the internet actually has some good ideas this time around huh?
But it does seem like most people are very very desirous in returning back to the caves under the fort.
I am so done with caves, I don’t want to go back to the caves!
Well there are a few other options available
What mission we should send our troops to?
- send minershroom squads to caves to search for artifacts (30%, 35 Votes)
- Send a mushminion work force to the white rock settlement in trade for ores (23%, 26 Votes)
- Send followers recruiters to the steamlake village to bring male followers (20%, 23 Votes)
- Send more help to the scoutshrooms exploring the fort cave (14%, 16 Votes)
- Prepare a attack into norta's explorer camps and get their artifacts (13%, 15 Votes)
Total Voters: 115
A Mush minion quickly enters the war room, he seems quite excited, he quickly rushes up to Ceres. What could it be?
Well that seems urgent
Indeed it is.
I’ll return shortly
Ceres quickly leaves the room to attend the Mush Minion’s alert. She’s only gone for a short time before returning back to the war room.
Ophi, you have a visitor who’s very much requesting your attention.
Oh? Who is that?
Ophi makes her way to the door of the castle, to her surprise it’s our very first Mush Scout, none the worse for wear, but he definitely seems to have leveled up a bit. What could our master scout have to report?