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Long Time No See: The Ninja Returns!

Gouda stands, battered but undefeated. Our assault on the mouse capital has heated up, and deep in the bowels of the earth, our heroic mushies have encountered a sneaky foe. Tune in to this episode of Ophi’s Quest for “Ninjas in the dark!”

PhantomHeart said:
The mushies are in dire need of a big morale boost! No matter the odds and the enemy a good leader needs to lead by example. An honest and good speech could help, showing how important every mushie is and for what they are fighting for.

Mush. Mush mush, mush mush mu, mush.

You know, Speere, he has a point. You have the full training, gear, and abilities to overcome this trial. Thank you Steve.

Mush, mush!

Ah yes, truly is it only Speere that needed reassuring words. The world is forever glad that you were here to comfort your truest friend. The two heroes of sin, out to conquer these dark tunnels. And of course, the other mushminion, whom we shall not name, is there for the ride.

…

Mu!

Speere?

Booyah said:
Have Steve go into NINJA MELEE with her to keep her distracted. Speere cast Dire snake sting on her while she is fighting Steve. Kamusha then shoots her in the butt with a Lustonite bullet while stunned.
FuckleSuck said:
To fight the ninja, Steve stays in melee. Kamusha uses his range to lock the ninja down and prevent escape. Speere keeps up the light to maintain visibility and hopefully stop any ninja smoke bomb/illusion BS. Leafling distracts with cuteness
Genis94 said:
Well, Kamusha has the gun, so make sure he can keep his distance. I'm not sure if Speere has any of his master's tricks, but if he does, hit her with that Snake Sting to slow her down.
LeRandome said:
okay, this is getting messy; if we lose our airships, then a seige won't work; but for that backup is necessary, so for now they'll need to hold out. for now, steve? try to slow down the ninja, give kamusha a clear shot to the cunt.

Go Steve! This is your chance for glory! Keep up the offense to give Speere and the other one a chance to take the offensive. The ninja was pathetic last time, and if past performance indicates future expectations, we will easily win and move on.

What- When did the cooldown for teleport become like half a second? That’s a level 7 perk for Shinobi! Hells, even if we cheat, and use an elf aetheromancer cross-class, the earliest a hero could get it is level 5!

 Look at you, in the mud where you belong. And here goes the last one!

The towering mouse lurches forward in a dash. Her twice forged blades are already raised to put a final end to the slime hero. Moments linger in Speere’s young eyes, as the blades lower upon him like a guillotine. 

Eee!

15charactername said:
have spree turn his bioluminescence up to 11, the ninja was in the dark caves for so long so surely she’d be weak to strong light. have kamusha fire lust bullets while steve goes in to deal with close quarters, celebrate victory with a nice DP
ArdenW said:
All we have to do to beat the ninja is defeat her with manly FIGHTING SPIRIT! Honestly, I have no idea. It's going to be up to the dice gods. Make sure Steve can use Sneak Attack every turn. Maybe Kamusha aims for her legs or Speere blinds her.

Argh, my eyes! Damn it, dim the screen, dim it!

What the fuck?!

 

Speere shudders, almost losing control of his height. Akin to the pain of a muscle overused, his gooey essence seems to be watered down. The natural light of his form dims in wake of such a powerful blast, the kind never once before released. 

Magra said:
Make Speere swallow as many of the lustonite bullets as possible and blow a huge basilisk breath down the tunnel, it should cover the area with lust power and make the ninja too horny and too cold to fight!

Uh, I’m no mage, I’ll be the first to admit, but I don’t think that’s how magic works?

 

Ee!

Nevermind, apparently I’m wrong. Kamusha, pass your ammo to Speere. Steve, get back in there! Lock her into melee until Speere is done casting!

 

Right! I forgot Steve had an armour strip ability. Good call Steve! Lowering defenses is always important!

Mush!

Speeee!

 Poison!

I need to move-

What the-?! Paralysis?!

With Lust damage over time? 

With a slow, almost ratcheting turn, the Ninja turned to face the small bastard literally eating her ass.

What the hell are you?

Ohhhh~

Oh right! They brought a leafling with them! Damn, I am going to assume this was intentional 5D chess from our cute mushies. Seriously tho, where did it come from? 

Knolden said:
The quarter Should try and tear holes in her uniform, hit her with Lustonite bullets and have Speere turn the leafling invisible to try and rub against some bare skin. Maybe try to fuck her into submission if thy can grab her.

Oh it was invisible! That makes sense. I should probably get some detection going so I can keep track of stealth units. Good Job Speere! Keep up with the buff spells, and you’ll be at high level like Sapphire in no time!

Meemega said:
Did Speere bring a glue traps we talked about? If so when that ninja advances throw it at her if she gets stuck she'll probably use that escape naked trick. Then Kamusha and the leafling can get her horny and high. Finally just 'ahem' "finish her"
Cartgman said:
overhelm the ninja in meele! give the opportunity for speere paralyze her, Kamusha shoot her and stun her with the leafling!

 

Glue isn’t a part of any of these unit’s equipment load guys. Speere has no pockets and the two mushminions have to carry their own weapons. Still, I think basilisk attacks are enough of a debuff to do the same thing. Sadly Kamusha is currently too damaged to get up; But I think Steve may have a plan.

Knolden said:
Has Steve trained with the Divershrooms in the legendary technique of flash cutting clothing? If we remove it early she cant do ninja displacement bullshit with it. :D

From the shadows, using the secret teachings of the shrooms of old, Steve surges through the air. Diving in picture perfect form, wielding daggers of eastern-make instead of the crab claws of tradition, Steve uses Stripping Blow.

As scraps of cloth float to the ground, the Ninja is brought to the edge of defeat. Powerless in the face of full paralysis, utterly extreme lust damage, and complete destruction of all her armor, the Ninja can do nothing as the Mushminions claim her in the name of Ophi and the Heart of Sin.

Wait a moment! Don’t move on until I find the victory music and record player. Yes I know it’s practically medieval to use vinyl for soundtracks, but the quality is better.

Spee?

I suppose I can delay it until the end of the assault. But,  I don’t have many jobs, and one of them is to play the sound effects!

 Mush.

 

Fine, be like that. No Sound effects.

Ahem.

~~

Victory! And there would have been a sound effect here!

 

Steve has gained EXP and leveled up!

Kamusha has gained EXP and leveled up!

Speere has gained EXP and leveled up!

 

You have gained the Ninja as a Follower! She is collared and enslaved to sin, and will never act against our will!

~~

Kamusha and Speere take the lead. Steve, stay back to watch for an ambush. As a rogue-type hero, you have the best chance of catching an ambush from behind, and we really don’t want the others to take even more damage. Even Mushminion regeneration has a limit.

Mush, Shsh.

Well, yes I suppose you could just wait until you fully regenerate, but the rest of the assault is happening now, and it would be best if we didn’t wait too long. Either way, these are some annoyingly long tunnels, so it will be a while before we find the ladder up to the surface. What do you think, Steve?

Mu?

Good job learning those diving techniques, I am proud of you kid.

Mush mush mush.

Mush!

Ah, the ladder. Good job team, let’s see what we’ve won!

Our wonderful Steve and Speere have made it into Gouda! They won their battle, which is really good because I don’t think Hana could’ve made it underground in time to help them.

Oh, wow! Look at all the Overlord relics that Bleu has been hoarding! A hunter’s weapon, the mask of the dead, some egg and the shield of three! Too bad most of them aren’t genuine artifacts of sin.

Next in the battle queue, we got the battle with Bleu as fought by Ophi. Also Mordred, but it’s personal for Ophelia. How many of you remembered that that was her full name? I bet none of you did. 

So please send in your suggestions for the next fight! I’ll make sure Ophi gets them.

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4 months ago

Love seeing powerful enemies get bound and enslaved. So satisfying.

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