• Archive
    • Compendium
    • Characters
    • Fanart
First Post Previous
Shipping the priest
Next Last Post

Shipping the priest

Welcome one and welcome all, to another rendition of Ophi’s Quest! I’ve returned from a rather brief naval education to deliver our first shipborne battle properly. As I recall, dear Lupin had just called us for some rather desperate help. His desperadoes-styled mushies appear to lack the power to breach the frankly over-leveled- priest’s shield.

Help! Swing by with some mushies or something, 

I need help, NOW!

Already on the way. 

Ceres, take forward command!

Roger!

Mush! Mu!

Well, two heroes and a bunch of infantry. Certainly could be much worse. 

Gorf said:
Did Puddin get hit by that big laser blast? Is she ok? ..... Did she lose her shirt perhaps? Actually how are things going below deck?
Knolden said:
What's happening below deck? Is Puddin ok?

Below, on our gun deck, the smoke finally wafts out the newly made portholes. The edges smolder with an orange glow. The smell of sandalwood wafts through the air, which is particularly strange because I don’t think that kind of wood grows here.

I’m alright, We’re aight. 

Hot and steamy, but the boys are toughing it out.

Mush!

Yeah, and we are losing control, Captain.

 I know that, I have EYES.

Hey, You! Yeah, you dove fetishist, Get the fuck out of here, this isn’t your island anymore!

Oh, certainly this island is not yours either, you lowly filth.

Genis94 said:
Well, she hopefully can't attack and defend at the same time, right? Lupin, try to wait for the moment she drops her defenses and get your chains around her so she can't cast so easily!

I’m sorry?! Do you see her shield dropping?

NO! She’s an overpowered pigeon with stupid bullshit powers.

Hsif Ecaf said:
The ship's navigator should have meteorology expertise Right? So find cloud with lot's of friction and lure the Priest under it. With all the metal she's wearing she'll become a conductor. That should buy us some time till her magic burns out.

 Tael! Can we do it?

Nay, brushing the edge of the astral already captain! And she’s in the way of  getting back to the isle.

MAXMIUM said:
Lupin seems good a pissing people off right? Try trash talking Ms.Priest so she get's distracted trying to pummel him. While preoccupied she should drop her guard and take some hits. Lupin she seems strong so try to to evade her as you antagonize her

 Right, right be annoying, I can do that.

Keep aim gunners, if you see a shot take it.
 Mu!

 Oi, Ms Ittie Bittie Tittie! 

You’re banter is falling a little flat.

oh... Oh Nah. said:
Maybe Lupin should try saying as many annoying ass puns at her as possible. So she's get's distracted trying to end the migraine caused by the brain blending onslaught of stupid.

So you are some sort of pr-east then? 

What was pr-south already taken.

Ha, that’s actually kinda funny.

By god, she finds Lupin funny.

I am funny!

K said:
So uh... how far did Ceres send that Paladin? If we can manipulate fate a bit... what are the odds the Paladin crashes into our floating bitch.

Well, let’s do the math. Let’s call the paladin an ideal sphere in a frictionless vacuum. He’s like two meters tall, so 1 meter radius. We can project his trajectory as a parabolic arc, where the position  he was launched from is (0,0,0). Let the vector towards the priest be (1,1,1). Consider the force of gravity, wait how hard did we hit him?

Ah, it looks like he literally left the gravity of our island from the force of the blow.

DDD8865 said:
Does Lupin's ship still have that direct portal link to our tower? If so we should send Lily's worker droid prototype through and have it make repairs to the ship so it outlasts the Preist's magic power supply. We should also try to drain her magic.

 Didn’t get bloody well finished, something about getting attacked out of nowhere made it a rush job, didn’t it?

john said:
pull the ship love over gouda and employ evasive maneuvers! surely a priest of light would hesitate if missing means destroying innocent’s houses

Right! She’s a servant of Lucia, she wont attack her own citizens. 

Hard to port!

Capt’n we are still losing height!

Do a drifting hover, like that time in Gurban!

With preternatural skill, the smuggler’s vessel sinks at an almost leisurely pace. Quick sharp reorientation keeps the prow from digging through the buildings that choke the air of the city.

Guns fall silent as even our mushies are conscripted in a heroic act of sailing, almost beautiful. Tacking sharper than I thought was even possible.

Ha! Can’t use that stupid laser now! Too many innocents behind us!

There are no innocents anymore! 

Not in this city!

This entire city must be purged!

What!?

What? Where have I heard that before…

 How can you think that? Aren’t you the good guys!?

 Ophi! Little genocider here is going to kill everyone!

We are on the way! 

Krogar said:
Does mass have anything to do with it? Could Donk throw a barrel at her or something? Heavier stuff than bullets.

I’m buff, but not that buff. She’s like at least two meters up.

More like twenty Donk.

 That’s more than two.

… Fair point.

Krogar said:
Is Tael up in the crows nest? Can he get a good shot from up there?

Aint got a fancy gun, but I can see the cavalry.

Metaphorically, of course, no one doing any riding down there.

Ah yes, all our dudes. Here let me count up all the units we got. Twenty of those, eight- no ten, I see you sneaky bugger- of them.

 Archers! I  want a 45-degree concave! Infantry screen for them.

Thank fuck you’ve caught up, I don’t look good with a sunburn.

But it’s lasers, wouldn’t that just be a burn?

I mean technically it is raw light magic, so you could argue- You know what, let’s not get into that right now. Seems not that important.

 Do you feel that Hana? That’s too much magic for theurgy right?

 Absolutely, far too heavy and cloying. She’s a dangerous cockatiel.

 Of course, couldn’t be a normal priest. That would be too fair.

Terderrer said:
She might have an aversion to lust energy or lewd things? See if doing anything horny weakens her barrier. Or atleast lower her guard.

 Ludicrous, my purity is far beyond any filth you peasants could generate.

Wait. I didn’t repeat that to her. She’s not on our side, but she can hear us?

Precisely.

Fuck off, not only is she more powerful then a mere priest, she’s also medium aware?

 Bollocks.

 Since when could you do that?!

Whenever you’re looking at me I suppose.

This is a problem…

Really?

I consider it quite a boon.

Larhamal, you should have remained forgotten? How many centuries do you think we spent building an empire of purity, unity, and of peace?! You are naught but a foul beast chained to your basest urges. The light-

We need to breach her barrier!

You are a fool to believe in the Light!

ArdenW said:
Is she able to attack through the barrier she's raised? If not, stop wasting ammo fruitlessly and wait to use your reactions for the instant she drops her shield!

Ah yes, allow me to demonstrate!

A sharp keening noise builds as the sudden stench of lavender and sage wafts off the priest. 

Stars dim, outshined by the magics wielded today. Concentrated Light, fueled with tyranny and fed by righteousness builds at the priest’s staff.

 Let his city pay for your sins, Larhamal!

Wait! Her mana is being spent to attack. Look, her barrier has weakened.

 Still greater than any cantrip you’ve cast, witch.

Focus up! Beam incoming!

Uh, let’s fix that quickly eh? Not being sun burnt seems like a good call.

Futile.

I wasn’t talking to you! Would you shut up and stop replying to me?!

Joe M. said:
That laser is powerful but there's gotta be a way to stop it, right? Try using a mirror to reflect it.

 On it bosses! Bossi? More than one Boss!

From deep in the hold, Lupin’s personal mirror is hefted like it weighed nothing.

With a dash back above deck, the mirror springs up just in time to catch the laser before it hits the ship.

Degenerate tricks, I tire of them.

 Ophi, Now!

Galaxy Brain said:
Use Ophi and Laramal's powerful 'Lust Blast' attack from the ground (if it has the necessary range) while consulting Sapphire for methods to expedite the priest's magic depletion. The faster she runs out of magic the better.

The shield cracks with the sounds of glass, as it shunts to the side in the face of near overwhelming power. Yet the priest floats peacefully in the barrier, unperturbed.

 Is this all your precious tower can do?

 More power Lar!

 I’M TRYING OPHI, THIS ISN’T AS EASY AS I MAKE IT LOOK.

Go go Ophi, you can do it! Destroy the fake crown!

Yeah! Let it all out Larhamal, unleash the monster!

CarameLatte said:
Set ship to ramming speed, time to see if Light Priest is resistant to ship damage.

…

…

Prow down by 45!

 Captain, that’ll crash us!

We are going to crash anyway, but we aren’t going down alone!

Brace for impact!

Grab my hand little shrooms!

Mush!

With deceiving swiftness, the ship lost altitude straight into the priest’s damned barrier.

 The envelope of it bulged, struggling to endure the raw mass of the massive prow. The gossamer cracks bloomed back with vengeance, threatening to unleash a full load of Lupin’s ship onto her. 

How- How heavy is this damn ship?

Lupin! Jump to the ground, we’ll cover you!

Tael, Pudding, Donk, you heard the lady; abandon ship before we go down on her!

Hold on little dudes, this is a big drop!

 Mush Mu!

Before even a mote of mana can flow back into the priest’s shield, a feral growl broke through the air.

An odd purple creature burst out from the shadows, with crimson hair and long almost bunny-like ears. It swiped at the priest, sending her bouncing out from under the ship. Never quite enough to pierce through for full damage, but more than enough

What?

Graaaaaawww

What the fuck?

Is this your minion?

It’s not yours?

For the love of Me, we already have wild withers.

Explain!

Well, there is a reason we use the hearth, this is what happens when untamed lust is allowed to concentrate. From overuse of Lust artifacts.

Wait, so that’s Bleu?

The newly spawned wither pounces after the priest, some primal hatred for purity spurring it on. Each strike sends the priest spinning around the field, smashing through minions on her way. Scores of our mushies are sent flying through the air, like very cute bowling pins.

 NO!  Not the cuties!

Girl! They have plenty of resistance, they are going to be fine. Us on the other hand….

Fuck! This was not the plan!

Yeah welcome to the club buddy, this sucks massive dick.

The priest finally banishes her bowling ball of a shield, freeing herself from the cruel mistress of knockback and hit stun. It would appear having a shield bigger than you are, sucks , if you are still victim to the knockback your shield takes.

 Silence cretin!

… Rude.

Witness the consequences of your DEGENERACY! See what you have done to this city! To these-

 We get it, you are a self-righteous bitch. News at 11: Lucia hires absolutely lunatics.

Cute. Then remember this! 

I am Archpriest Gabriela, Sworn of the Purest Light, Blessed of the Five Winds, Bearer of the Frost-

Get to the point you bloody pelican.

 I will enjoy burning your filth from this world.

We have you surrounded, you are decently damaged and we outnumber and outgun you. How do you see yourself getting out of this?

Ophi no! You didn’t just give her that leverage. Now she’ll pull an obnoxious scheming villain retreat, then raise a squad of hybrid soldiers in a desert world then reveal her story breaking power to control everyone’s perception that reasonably should have let her win instantly.

 Like this?

Lucia, beam me out.

Fuck.

Sorry? I think?

Well it’s fine, and now she’s not here I can talk a bit more. A small blessing, but I think I deserve one. Also, when do I get crazy powers to just beam my units out before they die? Gabriela is annoying as shit. Also, we have to deal with Bleu, but at least Bleu doesn’t eavesdrop.

… Next time we fight Gabriela…. I’m not saying I’ll let you unleash more codes. But I appear to be coming down with some sort of selective blindness. You know. Hint hint, nudge nudge. Cheaters never prosper unless they fuck Gabriela up, and all that.

Yet here we are, the last final spark of resistance from the bosom of Bleu. Transformed by her overuse of our magics, transformed into a hot wither. However will-

 Wait hot?

I mean I have eyes, Ophi. Bleu was already very hot, red hair you know how it is, and now she’s got those hands.

But you’re supposed to be on our side!

I am on your side. We just have a track record of having some rather fun moments with defeated foes, and I am looking forward to this one.

Amen, brother, a-fucking-men.

Don’t stick your dick in crazy, Jotariel of all of us you should know this.

Well, readers, if you happen to have any brilliant insights, please share. You’ve helped us greatly in the past. Just because it’s the final fight with all our strongest units is no reason to give up and let them win. Remember to send your actions so we can finally finish this situation!

Again, thank you for our patrons and supporters, and here comes the voted patreon pic of Wendy having fun with vines:

Previous
Shipping the priest
Next

Some other actions you may like!

Adrenaline in my soul Every fight out of control Do it all to get them off their feet Crowd is here, about to blow Waitin' for me to start the show Out the curtain, lights go up I'm home (whoa) You took it all away, I give it all away
Bleu seems to be very reckless and very oblivious in this state, so her cunning is likely lower. Try to distract her while someone else waits for an opportunity to hit her with dire snake sting or something.
Bleu turned into that from overuse of Lust artifacts... buuuuut what if we double down and use even MORE Lust magic on her? Will she just get so turned on that she'll resort to having sex with everything instead of attacking our cute mushies?
Can Ophi or any one of our magic users just absorb the lust energy out of Bleu? Shoot I think we have items and other things that can possibly milk it out as well.
Can we get Elgor to teleport some of the empty lust batteries he made to Gouda? Use them to help siphon out the "bad juju" lust juice that Bleu is high on?
Does lust power attacks even work? if not, use elemental magic!
First she was Keyblade wilder now she's a Heartless? Is Bleu just a giant Kingdom Hearts reference? Ok Grab her sword and point it at the Moon to see if it becomes a heart-shaped portal to another world.
Halt or repurpose current Research to invest in the Biological Domination & Suppression Machine (B.D.S.M.)
Hmmm. If Bleu is the only foe left. However strong. Maybe its time to make use of the fact you have minions. Dogpile her with attacks till she is weak and then fuck the stupid out of this bitch till she passes out.
if bleu became a wither from untamed lust, the simple answer is to tame it, present the best dicks and pussies available for an all out fuck fest
Ok people we've trained many times for this. Ophie and Laramhal whip out those tentacles everyone dogpile orgy attack time. If she's full of lust, Just satisfy it. Even after she turns back do it 3 more times to make sure there's no lingering effects
Ok the people decided it's best to fuck the curse out of her and I agree, but remember not to go too hard as she's a valuable information piece. That said magic that mutates people tends to have lasting effects so you should give 'regular treatments'
Spam those tenticals ophi! Spam those tenticals! They can restrain wither/bleu’s movements while the others can get some free shots!
The ship kinda worked against the priest... Grab the ship and hit the purple creature with it!
throw the armored bubble crab mush on her! fast!
Well, might be best to drain the excess lust and get Bleu back to normal for an interrogation. Maybe Ophi can try to distract her since she's just kinda in a feral rage. Then everyone else can restrain her!
What happened to the ninja? Did steve leave her somewhere tied up or what?

or send a new one here!



Send an action!

This post is made possible with the help of our patreons

EL Brando
Acrum
Arthur
Boret
Erego
holstaurbeth
john
JT Ripper
ooferoof
edWood
ShrubNinja
That thing in the attic
whod99
LlywelynPenddraig

especially a big thank you for our high-tier patrons

ArdenW
Falcon
BushiFire
Knolden
Genis94
Tera Tyrant Shadic
0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Login
Notify of
guest
guest
1 Comment
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Mushfan
Mushfan
1 year ago

Big baddie time!

0
Reply
  • Recent Posts

    • Arc 2 – Page 44
    • Arc 2 – Page 43
    • Arc 2 – Page 42
    • Arc 2 – Page 41
    • Arc 2 – page 40

    In progress

    Researching:


    Basic lust powered robotics / Lustonite runes


    Minion mission:


    Securing The island's towns and villages


    Building:


    Follower training grounds / Veicle Bay


    Resources

    +1000/day1.28 KK
    +16/day10.26 K
    +0/day326
    +8/day16.88 K
    +6/day12.45 K

    Minions

    70
    13
    50
    5
    37
    40
    120
    50
    30
    30
    3

    Floor slots
    6 / 19

    LUST POWER
    1283210 / 1370000





  • ×
    ×
    ophi's quest @ 2019
    developed by nyphren
    wpDiscuz